8.24.2006

黑獄斷長歌





八九年第一次撘長途機去倫敦,要香港飛四個幾鐘去馬來西亞吉隆玻,然後等兩個幾鐘再轉機,飛多十四個鐘,先到倫敦,辛苦過行去咁滯!落機果一刻,我同自己講,我下次一定要夠錢撘直航機,終於幾年後我再飛倫敦,都係撘轉機,今次無咁辛苦,因為要係杜拜訓一晚再上機,時間仲長,落機時我再同自己講,下次一定要撘直航!終於之後我飛邊到都係撘直航!但當我係經濟倉渡日如年,周身骨痛,想訓又訓唔到,落機時我同自己講,下次我要夠錢坐商務客位!但至今我仍未坐過一次!能力我是有的,可是要俾近雙倍價錢,得到的只是接載我到一個目的地過程的舒適,我寧願辛苦而可以食多餐好,買多樣鐘意的東西!商務客位,應該係工幹公司出錢俾我撘,總有機會,不過最好都係無,我真係驚坐過一次會返唔到轉頭!
其實只要坐到緊急出旁個位,可以伸直我對四十幾吋長腿,然後盡量唔好知機程時間,上機前盡量唔訓,一上到機就斷片,到達就醒,咁都唔會太辛苦!但係當你想訓時,空姐就會派餐,都算...飲飽食醉後會易訓D,點知到你想訓,前面就有一班男女因為坐位太窄,而走到空間比較大的緊急出口處旁伸展筋骨,傾偈解悶,咁我點訓得著,然後唯繼續聽歌,嘩!望下個I-POD,已經聽左一百四十幾隻歌,「喂!究竟仲有幾耐先到?!」我又問自己點解唔坐商務客位!SIGH~~~~終於d人走晒,我好辛口先訓著,空姐又派餐,就算佢唔叫我食,過程都仲會整醒左我!望望個I-POD,一百七十幾隻歌,「喂!究竟仲有幾耐先到?!點解唔撘商務客位! SIGH~~~~我覺得七仔好慘!困係個玻璃缸,無地方可以去,想訓時個主人唔係圍住佢傾偈,就係整醒佢,餵食野!真係因果報應!我考慮係咪應該要放生七記,但係又驚佢唔適應外面世界!想下想下,終於聽到機長話有個好消息,班機會早到........ 十分鐘!真係感激流涕咁滯,如果唔係早十分鐘,一定唔可以聽完二百零六隻歌就到!
無呢十幾個鐘,又點會覺得呢十分鐘重要呢,如果撘商務客位,我就蝕左呢十分鐘了!YEAH~~~!

13 comments:

v said...

when u ride long distance, don't forget to take a walk as a while. blood circulation, last time my feet swell like crazy, looked like 2 big bubbles.

v said...

when u ride long distance, don't forget to take a walk as a while. blood circulation, last time my feet swell like crazy, looked like 2 big bubbles.

Serina said...

you know how to comfort yourself beach~ haha... btw, happy to see u back

Christie said...

專為灘叔的"免費直航商務位"而度。

同亞視傾傾開套"我和疆屍有個約會"之"我和灘灘有個約會"
你做主角﹐ 改名"鄒小灘"。
劇情點發展﹐ 唔重要。
最緊要全劇超短迷你裙﹐ 盡晒你四十吋長腿。
倫敦實境拍攝。
憑你一雙長腿﹐ 咪話直航商務位﹐
直航頭等位﹐ 直航頭等位兩個﹐
任坐!

LIZA said...

LIZA

UNKLE, 我都係鍾意睇你個背影多D.
唔該LING 轉面呀, 唔該!!

scarred v said...

海灘,好掛念你的博誌啊!簡直已成為我生命中不能少的習慣。不能回應你令我坐立不安。希望沒有嚇怕你。

因公事有幸曾有回坐商務去蘇黎世,但都要在AMS轉機。HKG->AMS時真係好正,用刀叉(不是膠的)食3度菜的。當然餐酒、香檳不會少。

我搭長途機總有一程眼光光等到。我亦曾坐過緊急出口旁的位,真係有班人在前面吹水,好嘈。

don't ask who i am said...

如果係搭長途機,我一定坐商務客位囉!坐3,4個鐘就話無謂姐,但係長途喎,梗係要舒服D啦!搵埋咁多錢都係希望生活得好D,舒服D姐!況且又唔係日日搭飛機,簡中搭下商務又有咩所謂喎!

Sugar in the Creme Brulee said...

恭喜你部腦好番..
恭喜我同大家又有得睇你既blog 呢

Anonymous said...

見到你終於寫blog,,好開心

hallo nancy said...

嘩嘩嘩...好短呀你......D頭髮
讚成有位兄台講,辛苦搵黎自在嘆,有能力不妨洗多D$令自己舒適D.

qt芝士 said...

去年飛倫敦, 半夜起飛, 晨早五點到仁川機場, 再等七個多小時才能轉機往英倫, 簡直人都癲~

但我一直沒有你那份大志, 向直航進發。
唔~ 是時候為自己定立目標~

star521 said...

好鍾意依張橋既相, 唔知點解...如果可以一個人企係到望風景就正......

london is my dream city, but I've never been there...... : (

m said...

it's always nice to take business class than economy, i live in london, but i fly back to hk eveyweek coz of my job, i know the differences between 2 classes clearly, just go n take a look of the passengers in business class, they all sleep like a baby, coz it's too comfy, it'snot necessary to take first class, coz it's more or less the same actually, but when u go back to the economy class, it's exactly a nitemare..