10.04.2006


我發誓以後都唔會再搵佢
我發誓以後都唔再賭錢
我發誓以後都唔再食零食
我發誓以後都唔飲醉酒
我發誓以後都唔講粗口
我發誓以後都唔會遲到
我發誓以後都唔玩通宵
我發誓以後都唔渣快車
我發誓以後都唔吸毒
我發誓以後都唔再亂買野
我發誓以後都唔再食煙
我發誓以後都唔會唔聽電話
我發誓以後都唔會遲交稿
我發誓以後都唔會講大話
我發誓以後都唔再去果間餐廳食飯
我發誓以後都唔再手淫
我發誓以後都唔再one night stand
我發誓以後都唔再召妓
我發誓以後都唔插人歌
我發誓以後都唔頂撞父母
我發誓以後都唔轆咭
我發誓以後都唔夜訓
我發誓以後都唔偷賴
我發誓以後都唔激你
我發誓以後都唔發脾氣
我發誓以後都唔通宵打機
我發誓以後都唔通宵上網
我發誓以後都唔self center
我發誓以後都唔撘的士
我發誓以後都對你專心一意
我發誓以後都綠燈先過馬路
我發誓以後都食野唔講野
我發誓以後都去完廁所洗手
我發誓以後都玩完放低錢
我發誓以後都去完廁所會抹馬桶邊的尿漬

我發誓以後都唔會係後悔時侯發誓,以後唔再做某些事,見某些人,犯某些錯,發某些誓。

14 comments:

candycandy said...

@@wow你受左咩刺激!!?

女人 said...

朋友,你知唔知發誓點解?

你到底識唔識點樣真正為自己同埋愛你嘅人由心度負責任?

呢一刻你講咩都冇用,你係做到嘅就以後冇人再會嘈你,做咩亦唔駛心虛。

Good luck to your growth man.

bone said...

喺米犯咗個大錯,後果好嚴重??

有啲嘢真喺要 "用心記住",唔好順口開河,先至得。。。。。

Anonymous said...

Unkle Beach :
你因咩事幹發o甘多誓呀?????
做人o既o野,得快樂時且快樂,只要唔做d傷天害理的事,就已經給自己有交代啦!
BJ oe (^0^)

1s7!m said...

我發誓發後別再讓你夢遊
要貼著你雙手捉緊我夢裏的千秋
我發誓以後立正在你背後永遠爲你看守
別要外頭亂走留在套房擁抱動人木偶

scarred v said...

最後一段是否override之前那一系列的發誓呢?
我唔想隨便發誓,我只想自己唔好再胡思亂想、唔好再鑽牛角尖。
我怕持續下去的話會屈到生cancer!
我只想活得自在、開心。

Anonymous said...

灘:
你發生左D咩事..受左咩打激
JOE

Bo said...

Hey are you okay? You sounded fine last night~

jasonlam said...

我仲意呢句~~
(我發誓以後都唔會係後悔gei時侯發誓,以後唔再做某些事,見某些人,犯某些錯,發某些誓。)你之前發個d誓,多數因為後悔先至發gei,你講到明下次後悔gei時候唔發誓,
咁你記得後悔一世啦,如果唔係gei話,一世都要發誓~!!呵呵

pasu said...

unkle beach... I think half of those vows don't apply to me, like call for postitute, however, these two it's quite impossible for all the men...
我發誓以後都唔再手淫
我發誓以後都唔會再搵佢

said...

你的誓言難度頗高…

Diana said...

"我發誓以後都唔會再搵佢" who's "佢"

anyway, i want to thank you for inspiring me to keep an updated blog. i am going to start today! :D

l3onnie said...

PROMISE = "build your happiness on my painfulness"

but, will you be happy when I am in pain?
if yes,>"< why should i still making promise for you?
if no, i make that promise for what?

PVC said...

唔,我諗你寫關於發誓呢個POST未必係你受咗大刺激(雖然其他COMMENTS都係咁講/覺),或者可能真係有小小嘢令你有感而發啫..

因為一句"我發誓以後都...."好多時候講完之後隔一段日子未必會記得自己曾經發過呢個誓...又或者發咗誓都好,都會好不自覺咁重覆又做...如是者,又再發同一個自己原來曾經發(過"UP"風)o既誓:p