4.05.2008

清明節快樂



我真係好鍾意呢度,綠悠悠,一望無際,從前是相當寧靜,但現在起完一期又一期,一定清明、重陽,d人多過萬勝節個中環蘭桂芳,嘈過年三十晚維園年宵,完全無顧及住客感受!不過在閒日,這裡絕對是一個讓人好好沉澱,沉思的好地方!

十年前,因為伯娘入住於此,我便成為這裡常客,在這裡跟她談心,是世上最賞心的樂事~ `



我伯娘是世界上最好笑的女人,善良膽細,當初她肯用石油氣爐時,每次撻火開爐前,都一定會盡開家門,她認為這樣就算爆炸都可以走得切!她極慳儉,馬桶要五次小便+一次大先沖,水喉從不開大,閂剩小小空位,讓水一滴一滴的滴到放在下面的盆上,大約兩個零鐘就滿一盆,煲水飲用或沖涼,她的水費從未超過四蚊,唯一四蚊果次,佢已經要我打電話去水務處查數;她亦相當迷信,從前我一講衰野,例如「呢次死喇!呢次一定死梗~~」 伯娘就會出殺手鐗,「啋!你個死仔又亂講野,我摸過個「x」mung你個seafood嘴!」她是一個坐言起行的人,所以她每次都真係會摸過個「x」,然後追mung我,後來我知道佢一定追唔到,我特登講衰野,睇佢表演,係好核突,但好好笑,亦好懷念~`

每次我來探她,都會劈頭第一句就問 「妳其實係邊架?!妳擺明聽唔到我講野過喎...我仲講d心事妳知咪好傻?!」 但每次當我的難題迎刃而解,我知妳都在我身旁!

成夢嬌,清明節快樂~~



除了伯娘外,在這裡,我還有另一位朋友~`而我跟她的認識,是相當詭異的...

大約十年前,當張伯芝男友仲係陳曉東的年代,馬偉豪拍百份百感覺2,男主角正是陳奕迅和陳曉東,而我亦獲得「實Q榮」一角,當然一如以往,俾得我做演員,梗係要係幫手臨場改下劇本,度下對白,有時還會出去幫手見下其他演員,這是我跟馬偉豪多年合作的模式,有時他往見其他演員,都喜歡叫埋我去,表面上是貪我主動多說話,嬉嬉哈哈較易打開溝通的天空,其實他是俾機會我出去見下人...

馬生跟陳曉東當時的經理人R小姐,常常見面談論未來大計,每次馬生都會叫埋我出去,但事有湊巧,我一次又一次都遇上其他工作,始終遲遲無法遇上她,唯一一次我急趕來,她急趕著離去,互相介紹後,我只知道她叫R小姐,之後就再沒有見過她真人了,因為不久後她因工作壓力太大,跳樓身亡~~

伯娘入住新屋的四個月後,我們去為她慶祝生日,她的樓下來了一個新住客,我與她互望,我帶笑向她Say HI!「光仔,她是你朋友嗎?」,我想了一回才回答伯娘 「是呀!R小姐是我的朋友,妳要好好照顧她!」

雖然R小姐沒有承認我是她朋友,但我以後每次來探伯娘,我都會向她問好,有時會報告一下她的朋友近況,有時更會替她做FACIAL,我們的關係變得很微妙,談不上是真正友誼,但總比她生前時親蜜,你有沒有試過跟一個人的關係,是死了之後才開始?我就試過~` 這關係比任何在世的關係簡單,真摯,親蜜但又保持著距離,這種關係才是恆久永遠~~


R小姐,清明節快樂`~

我想她應該是快樂的,尤其是我重提伯娘的 那三句經典拯救 「豬扒」的金句,我感覺到她在微笑.... ... Yeah~~

那三句是什麼?妳咁緊張問,唔通妳係`~? 要有心理準備,呢三句真係好勁!



女人怕咩做大腳八,大面婆,大羅怪,正所謂
「腳大就站地穩,面大就好搽粉,羅大就好著裙!」

妳係咪成個人跳起嗌「BINGO!」呢? Hee``

11 comments:

Paradise Found said...

I really like your writing style. You are a writer, a good one!

Anonymous said...

我爸是你伯娘的鄰居呢!

brian hui said...

每次見到一排排的陰宅,都知道他們背後都有一個故事;故事發展到這裡,暫且是一個終結,但遺愛人間的思想,卻一值沒變,還不斷的改變著我們。
我也希望好好的去完成自己的故事,但一生傷害過的人太多了,今後只好更加多做點積極有意義的事,用行動的感染,希望對我曾傷害過的人,帶來一些撫平的力量,使得他/她們,亦能好好去寫屬於自己的人生,遺愛於身邊的人,令普世的價值能再一次啟航。

櫻記士多*Ada* said...

灘叔:
多謝哂!對於在這日子,這環境,加上還要上班的我來說,你這篇文章最後o個兩句直頭係"甘露",教我全個人(笑)醒哂!yeah....

Anonymous said...

好句好句~~ hahaha...

Anonymous said...

呢个地方好似有对联:今日吾躯归故土
他朝君体也相同

Cynthia said...

我爺爺今年新居入伙,
住進了最新起o個座.
我不會像你這樣勇敢,
自己一個人去搵佢傾計..
不過我會寫信之後燒俾佢.
我相信佢一定會收到!
(因為佢真係有報過夢俾我爸)

你伯娘o個三句金句真係好得XD

Anonymous said...

-helenato-

呢一排一排嘅風水地,
有海景時又有涼亭,
四月仲滿山都係花.
比起我d親戚,
佢地住係青松觀,
迫迫喼喼咁.

Candy said...

你有沒有試過跟一個人的關係,是死了之後才開始?有呀,張國榮死左我至開始睇佢d戲,因為果時細個唔識欣賞,依家真係好中意佢,變左佢fans~~~

20460827 said...

Uncle Beach,

I want to say something about my903.com, hope you don't mind. (cause you don't have much on that web page)

I love 903, and listen to your shows everyday. but my903.com is absolutely SUCKS for oversea fans. You should do something about it!!!!

it's 2008 now (my903.com has been opened for 1.5 years?)! my903.com never works for oversea fans (seems like HK fans has problem recently too). i don't think the technology won't support the site traffic load, why my903.com can't catch up with the technology?????? other forum could do that, why not my903.com??????????

you guys lost a lot of site visiting because of that. Do you know how any have you lost?

Uncle Beach, you need to do something about it, link up other DJs to do something about it, give more pressure to the IT department of my903.com.

more traffic visiting/load, meaning more ADs for 903, meaning more exposure for DJs, meaning you guys will become more famous...... it's not just about these, but also the image of 903.....think about it.....

Please do something about it.

No matter what, I love 903 program anyway. keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

Unkle Beach,

Don't you mean "搽粉"? :) Anyway, great post.

-Victor-