4.19.2010

我真的受傷了


我未知妳叫咩名,但如果我可以為妳改一個名字,一定會改一個好似「幾米」咁詩意o既名!我諗到喇!不如就叫做.........「粟米」啦!


大家睇睇,佢真係人如其名,粟米去到邊都羅住支粟米

就算借機過來親近我,粟米手中粟米都無離開過......

粟米小姐樣子娟好,性格爽朗,其實甚得我歡心,但我作為阿灘,對粟米小姐有d行為係好接受唔到,就係「渣流灘」



左邊黃衫果位!個個雙腳跳,妳雙腳貼到個地實一實!妳係咪真係當我流灘呀!


大家從另一個角度再睇睇黃衫果位粟米小姐,佢完全以為靠上身演技,就可以彌補到下身個流灘~

而其實粟米小姐妳飛唔起,我阿灘係可以幫幫妳,總好過終日靠渣流灘渡日丫~


但就算妳有幾唔想學,妳開聲講「我唔學!」就得啦,點解妳要唔答而選擇用江湖中最毒o既虎尾腳傷害我~`嗚










致各女仕們,最近表現每況愈下,實在是有苦衷的~`

18 comments:

fionne said...

陰功死喇~你用一個篇幅點佢相,我諗你那刻想大聲哎好x痛~我有興趣知最後「男人最痛」個shot有冇拍低,post出嚟啦!咁唔怪知得你hold唔到金雞獨立啦~ 喂,睇醫生check吓好d喎!

Anonymous said...

粟米小妳
粟米小姐

其實怎得我歡心
其實甚得我歡心

江湖中最毒o既處尾腳
江湖中最毒o既虎尾腳

Max Law said...

我是目擊者見證住"粟米虎尾襲小灘"
真是睇到都痛

pvc said...

hahahaha, Beach, you have today :p

龍兒 said...

粟米小姐果然有趣。

萬盈盈 said...

睇到我笑左,望住個mon 自己一條友,笑左!!

Anonymous said...

support support Ms Sweetcorn!!!

Poor beach... aiiiii.... you always say you cant hold for more than 5 mins and now.... boohoo

Wing said...

灘叔,你好偉大呀!!幫人幫到小灘都犠牲埋!!睇得出起飛既粟米小姐超開心!!!你真係粟米小姐既ANGELA呀!!!

Fion Mui said...

灘叔呢次叫唔叫犧牲色相呀??

陰公囉~~ 男人最痛呢~

Pan Pan said...

hahah..uncle beach don't worry, your effort is worth it, at least her feet is off the ground in the last pic! Thumbs up for you!

karenhui said...

喪笑囉哈哈!!
灘叔保重!好好保護自己重要地方!

Anonymous said...

灘叔,你嘅小灘甘好彩都有,
快啲買六合彩啦

JJ said...

第"29+1"屆金像獎最佳編劇係 ..... 鄒凱光 ..

tik+ said...

粟米之詭計得逞...

Andrew said...

灘叔,想笑死人咩
希望你早日重振雄風~

Anonymous said...

HAHA............現場睇番短片慢動作O個時, 大家都笑到碌地........

約克 6)_(6

薯頭 said...

笑死我啦~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈

Anonymous said...

>_<~~~ hahahahahahaha