7.11.2006

杯後仰鬱症


其實如果你係一個標準球迷,你係唔應該會有「杯後抑鬱症」,因為已經睇左「英超、意甲、西甲、德甲..歐聯、歐協...」成季,仲送多一個月世界杯,真係乜都夠皮,係時侯抖抖啦,打令!況且今屆世界杯賽事毫不精彩,值得懷念的賽事有限,跟本無咩值得失落!作為一個老球迷「力捧英格蘭而敗陣,其實屆屆都係咁,你未慣,可能係你仲後生!」「巴西突然走樣輸俾法國,其實同九八年入到決賽先突然走樣,跟本係同一單case!」「意大利打假波差不多是公開秘密,可以全完控制賽果而贏埋個世界杯,服!(大家不妨睇番對捷克恩沙基單刀過埋龍門射入之後個樣「呢次賴野!」果晚外面一比零波膽買到4.5倍!)還有傻仔一號朗尼、二號c7,傻佬一號斯丹等等球星的表演,都是過眼雲煙!印象比較深刻的,不是碧咸的美妙罰球,而是其太座穩如泰山的那兩個巨大高爾夫球!
都過去了....但如果你真係down down地,我灘叔一定會盡點棉力!搞到你叫,整到你笑!


拿!黎個嬰兒班先~~~~~

都未夠笑,再黎!

老實講,我早過劉華羅A P A院士,不過我份人低調!無四圍同人講!不過今日見你DOWN DOWN地,咪羅出黎逗下你歡喜羅!如果咁都無HIGH番!作為大家官方網頁,我一定會揭盡所能,整到你笑,搞到你叫!
咁就睇下我未入正途前,不慎誤交損友,細細個就紋到成個背脊都係「紋身」,仲坦胸露臂,裝胸作勢同人講數! Are you ready?

















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我曾經想過告tony 渣部「拳霸」海報係抄我,不過後來見佢真係咁好打,我覺得只不過係創作上思維軌道係交差點上巧遇,唔明?我夠唔明點解你咁好打羅!




如果以上東西真係逗到你笑,記住介紹俾其他人,尤其係唔開心果d,無論係因為杯後仰鬱,定有其他原因令你失落,記住開心係我地做人的動力,你唔開心就無動力,無動力就會唔開心,惡性循環,最後就會番唔到轉頭!我認為開心就可以解決到所有問題!如果你唔知點可以開心,咪多d黎呢度同我一齊玩!點會唔開心!
『有灘叔,就有joke,睇得疲就滴V老篤!肚餓就食碗粥!總之有joke就有灘叔,有灘叔,就有Hope!』

3 2 1 Smile ~~

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

哈哈哈.... 笑晒!!!!!
睇完呢篇posting上晒電, 有返動力開心笑~

from 努力搵工果個sharon

Macau Lucia said...

灘叔, 多謝你~~~(感動ing)....
我今日咁岩真係心情唔好, 因為朋友突然講左一個消息俾我知....係感情0既問題....我係好失落....
雖然睇左呢篇野, 我心情冇話太大0既回升...但我都有些微快樂左ge.....anyways, thanks~~

求其 said...

uncle灘~ 真系抵錫~! ^v^

Anonymous said...

「意大利打假波差不多是公開秘密,可以全完控制賽果而贏埋個世界杯,服!(大家不妨睇番對捷克恩沙基單刀過埋龍門射入之後個樣「呢次賴野!」果晚外面一比零波膽買到4.5倍!)

Seriously, I'm so sick of you people (and many of you in Hong Kong) keep saying Italy 打假波. What's happening in their domestic league has absolutely nothing to do with FIFA or UEFA or the World Cup. The Serie A clubs are being trialed for bribing referees IN SERIE A and the Italian players themselves are CLEAN. It's the MANAGEMENT (Moggi for Juventus, some Serie A referees, etc.) who are in trouble and that's why it's the CLUB who are in trouble and NOT the PLAYERS. so PLEASE, stop discrediting Italy for winning this World Cup by always saying "oh it's 假波 blah blah blah". Are you people really stupid enough to believe that FIFA would allow Italy to 打假波 in the World Cup? I know all you Hong Kong people support England and Brazil and just because they have fucked up their World Cup chances doesn't mean you have to always put down what others have achieved, especially people like 杜汶澤 who's so fucking biased when commenting on the Zidane Materazzi incident. So what if Materazzi said something rude to the bald one, shits are being said ALL THE TIME on the field and you people don't even know what was being said and are already sure that it was Materazzi's fault. It was Zidane who was wrong and remember Totti in Euro2004? He spat at the player who also said things to provoke him and would you people ave defended him like how you are defending the bald man? Hypocrisy at its best. But whatever man, say as many bad things about Italy as you hypocrites want, they are the World Champions and no one can take that away from them no matter how much you accuse them of 打假波. You people are supposed to be professional DJs and yet none of you acts like one.

Anonymous said...

i don't know anything about football. however, from the last few matches i watched, i think zidane is a great player.

碧富桌球會chu said...

unkle灘,

你有興趣打桌球ma?_

chinKerbella said...

一朝早睇完真係開心晒 =DD 我一早列左呢個官方網站為我既daily bread. 一日唔黎過會唔安落~~

咦,原來uncle beach都係要腰有腰0個d fit人黎架喎! 呵呵呵.

隻貓好得意,係咪"悟入奇途"同隻臭腳一齊影0個隻??

Percy said...

Matt,

Thank you, You light up my day.

joey said...

如果我身邊有你呢 d 朋友...真係四個字....今生無悔啦... !!!!

donna said...

灘叔! 掂呀!

Solaraboy said...

Uncle Beach.
Thank you for your post. It just made my dad a good day to start with~~!!

Thank you once again~~!!

oxshit said...

哈哈哈, 笑死, 灘叔你好野!

SmilePlus said...

笑左=)

多謝您^_^...

Christie said...

灘叔叔﹐ 你真係好好人﹗

Tony said...

海灘,
你幅相好似D人入完警局,出黎開記者招待會話比人打咁喎!:)

肥貓 said...

Ha, ha, ha.....

菜肉包 said...

幾多件前嘅事呀??

aggie said...

多謝灘叔 :)

Fong yip yee said...

I like what you said "你唔開心就無動力", this is the main point for those who suffere depression. Please keep up the good work (the good jokes) as it really helps people coping with depression!

Nicole Lam said...

To:Anonymous
You have to know that only the players in the field can manipulate the result of the match by controlling the no. of goal, not the management of the leauge. In fact, 8 players out of them are embroiled in a corruption scandal!

彤寶 said...

原來UNCLE BEACH都有賢良淑德既一面...著住件GRAD袍真係可以呃得下人...好野好野...

好有驚喜!!!多謝灘哥!

I believe I can FLY said...

Uncle Beach, Thanks for making my boring day to laugh! HA HA..........

亞蟻 said...

謝謝你,最近心情很差,很久也沒有真正開心過了~ 看了你的blog,令我笑了一笑~~~

努力的令自己開心點!

moonlai said...

有海灘,冇bad time!
鄒海灘,喺有charm!
是是但,又一晚!
買波膽,信海灘!

kaka said...

灘叔好野!!

泰美 said...

真的笑了.....thanks....."我愛DELIFRANCE, 抗食意粉屋一星期"..以舒愁緒

青BB said...

灘叔我好喜歡你~
好笑得來唔空洞!

serina said...

見到你著學士袍一D都唔surprise﹐淨係覺得arm數。不溜覺得你有料格

qt芝士 said...

灘叔叔, 你好英呀~

難怪lum 掂咁多女啦~

學生妹_維園阿伯 said...

灘叔~
你情勢好唔穩定下喎,
原來你high 大左咁多年,
哈哈~
真係"閹"死都笑番生呀~

Anonymous said...

灘叔,
好正呀~
真係睇到我笑XD

Anonymous said...

Nicole Lam said...
To:Anonymous
You have to know that only the players in the field can manipulate the result of the match by controlling the no. of goal, not the management of the leauge. In fact, 8 players out of them are embroiled in a corruption scandal!

No, that is not even what this scandal is all about. See, that's why I hate what you people in Hong Kong are saying about the Italian scandal. You guys don't even know what is going on and you rely on the rubbish Chinese newspapers and you people think you know everything and start commenting on it on the radio or TV. None of the players are being trialed and none of the players are involved. The trial is based on recorded phone messages of club management (Moggi to be specific) who specifically requested certain referees for certain matches and the referees themselves get gifts in return. None of the players themselves are involved, you people should know better than that before opening your mouths. But whatever, you people know shit about this because all you do is read the crap Chinese newspapers write. Italy are the Champions and that is a fact. You people are sore losers.

Anonymous said...

And Nicole Lam, are you really that naive to believe that if the Italian players themselves are DIRECTLY involved in the scandal, you think FIFA would even allow them to participate in this World Cup when the whole world knows about it? Get your facts right before making accusations but unfortunately that's what every one of you in Hong Kong are doing. The trials, the verdicts and the punishments are, and will, all on the clubs and not individual players because they are not involved.

肥B said...

哈哈~笑爆咀!
三姑生完仲靚女o左播~

Anonymous said...

zidane explained his act. he also apologized, not to materazzi but to the children. i think he is one great player. i am a woman. i don't agree with violence but i think he did the right thing....please tell me if you don't fight back, what are you going to do when you are insulted..?? raise up your hand and tell the teacher or call the police?? i don't know the answer and i want to the answer...

best wishes to zidane

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060712/ap_on_sp_so_ne/soc_zidane;_ylt=AlI8.n2.fO5xCOqPRLNuUHSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3cm82NXAwBHNlYwM3NTU-

btw, your music sound nice... but sort of sad and no-way-out.. do you have something more cheerful?

Anonymous said...

another longer explanation

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/soccer/specials/world_cup/2006/07/12/bc.eu.spt.soc.france.zidane.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Anonymous said...

So it was just a normal insult you would hear 100 times on the field and not racist or other shit you people were speculating. haha... oh poor Zidane, your family got insulted verbally. Only people who just started watch/play football would treat this as something new.

And what Zidane said was not an apology because he didn't show regret, or actually apologize, for ANYthing! He basically said that he was right to headbutt Materazzi - how in the world is that an apology?!?!?

Right here: "I want to apologise to them but I can't regret what I did because it would mean that he (Materazzi) was right to say what he said." - he "wants" to apologize but DOESN'T, because he feels he did the right thing! And what does he say about Materazzi? "The one who is really guilty must be punished". Yeah, we can really tell how much Zidane is sorry for what he did.

This is the opposite of apologizing... this is Zidane painting himself as a victim. What a pathethic, shameful behavior from this man who insists on acting like a saint.

Note that the self-victimization is a theme through this whole interview: "It is always the one who reacts who is punished, never the one who provokes and this is not fair". Yeah, because verbal abuse is SO much worse than physical violence, Zizou.

And he's a victim, always a victim: "I ended up alone in the changing rooms." Boo-hoo, and your team ended up one-man down during a World Cup final, you jackass.

Nicole Lam said...

To : Anonymous
Yes, an investigation was started following the publication in May of telephone conversations in which the then Juventus general manager Luciano Moggi was heard telling referees chief Pierluigi Pairetto which match officials he wanted assigned to certain games. And twenty-six unnamed people are set to stand trial, although, no players are involved in the trial, but it doesn’t mean the players have done nothing in match-fixing, transfer-fixing or false accounting, just because no evidence are being found!!!Under this situtation, what FIFA can do?? And you, also please don’t be so naïve to think that only the referees themselves could constitute the affairs. Finally, I would like to let you know that I don’t read Chinese newspaper! I’m from Malaysia!!!

Nicole Lam said...

To: Anonymous

In fact, what M. Materrazzi had done to Z.Zidane on the field did tell us somthing about the Italain player's mantality, integrity and morality!Yes, they took the trophy away, but is it true that they are the real champions??!!

Anonymous said...

Nicole Lam said...
And twenty-six unnamed people are set to stand trial, although, no players are involved in the trial, but it doesn’t mean the players have done nothing in match-fixing, transfer-fixing or false accounting, just because no evidence are being found!!!Under this situtation, what FIFA can do??

What you just said is complete bullshit. You are just IMAGINING that there are players are involved, idiot. Do you have any evidence? Does anybody have any evidence? Quit with the stereotype and just ASSUMING that there are players involved PLEASE! Geez, I feel like wasting my time talking to someone with no common sense and no knowledge on the matter. Forget it, this is my last reply on the matter. I don't give a fuck of what you think.

And about your reply on that guy who likes to headbutt people, all I have to say is hahahahaha... even more bullshit than your quote from above. Forget it, why do I even bother. Like I said, I don't give a fuck of what you think.

Nicole Lam said...

To : Z. Zidine :

MATERRAZZI aurait dû avoir un carton rouge mais pas toi

Zizou merci pour tout….. grace à toi, on ne fais que de rever……
C’ est un plaisir de te voir, de t’ ecoute et de te voir jouer…..

SALUT ZIZOU NICOLE

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